Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Ahem excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Eminem]
Hi kids Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah ）
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh ）
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah ）
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is （Huh ）
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）
And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "
Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "
Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）
I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off
Chorus
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do （Damn ）
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you ）
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh ）
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
（Dude can I get your autograph ）
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE '
Chorus
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Eminem]
Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away （Get him ）
Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die （F**k that ）
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
（Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive （Go ahead）
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
（Whoops ） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）
I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks （C'mere）
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM （WAH ）
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ）
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG ）
I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ）
And by the way when you see my dad （Yeah ）
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is scratches Slim Shady